I was at the Minoan ruins of Phaestos, in Southern Crete, and it was scorching. Whilst waiting for the bus, I got chatting to a local man who was telling me about his time fighting for the liberation of Crete from the Germans at the end of World War II. Just as he got to the end of his story, I asked him where to catch the bus back to town, the last bus of the day.
“The bus?” he said. “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t realise you were waiting for the bus. It’s already gone. It left ten minutes ago. It leaves from over there.”
The man pointed across the dusty road. The sun was beating down and there was nothing to see except for a silver lizard scuttling into some wretched yellow leaves at the side of the path.
I was stuck.
Just then, a taxi appeared and a rather large tourist with a tiny moustache squeezed himself inside. Thinking quickly, I rushed up to the driver and asked if he could take me too. Of course, he said ‘yes’, and I shot into the back seat next to the flabbergasted tourist who had ordered the cab.
The thing is that I knew from my Lonely Planet guide, that in Greece, taxis are not just for one customer. An Athens taxi driver will keep picking up passengers as long as there’s space and they are going in the same general direction as the other people in the car.
I knew this but my fellow passenger did not and he huffed and puffed all the way back to town, his face getting redder all the while. Thank you, Lonely Planet.
Smart phones are the app to end all apps. We don’t need cameras, GPS devices, maps, alarm clocks or dictionaries because our smart phone can do it all for us. They can also access Trip Advisor and similar sites at the push of a button, so what hope remains for the guidebook?
If they are going to go extinct, I for one will be sorry.
I love guidebooks – I’ve always loved them. Where else can you stumble upon great ideas and weird and whacky locations that you would never have dreamed existed? They’re far more than just a reference book. Sometimes they have some lovely writing too, like this description of the remote island of Alicudi from the Rough Guide to Sicily:
The path soon peters out beyond the hotel and power station, but the rocks offer a sure foothold as they get larger the further you venture. The water is crystal clear and, once you’ve found a flat rock big enough to lie on, you’re set for more peace and quiet than you’d bargain for. The only sounds are the echoed mutter of offshore fishermen, the scrabbling of little black crabs in the rock pools and the lap of the waves.
The flipside of this is that many guidebook authors are terrible snobs. They will rant and rage about any mildly welcoming tourist resort. Their advice is inevitably to walk for miles over jagged rocks to find a tiny strip of sand which you can call your own, far from other people, without any of the facilities that make a trip to the beach comfortable.
In other hands, the humble guidebook can become a literary chamber of horrors. Whenever you go on holiday, nervous family members can be guaranteed to grab hold of the guidebook and read out the ‘dangers and annoyances’ section in a quivering voice:
“Don’t go walking in any rice-paddy fields when you’re in Japan, because it says here that there’s a risk of catching schistosomiasis, which you get from parasites in the water. And whatever you do, don’t …”
Having worked as an editor, I can also now see these books with new eyes. The work that is involved in putting one of these books together is simply staggering. This is especially true of the Dorling Kindersley Travel Guides, and their amazing illustrated maps. To put a page like this together and to do it accurately, takes a huge amount of work (this is from their guide to Japan – highly recommended!) :
So despite knowing that I’m antiquated and out-of-date, I’m not giving up my guidebooks just yet. I will continue defiantly to pack them in my suitcase no matter how close they push the scales to going over my baggage allowance.